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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "... and little early birdie gave my anus curly-whirly, and asked me if I needed a ride."

    Real Lyric: "...and little early birdie came by in his curly-whirly, and asked me if I needed a ride."



    The story:

    Never could decipher this song until I heard Bruce Springsteen's original for the first time, several years after Manfred Mann's hit single. I had to figure it was something else, because I don't think Top 40 radio in 1976-77 was quite ready for a rock and roll rim job... but I digress...

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