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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    God is a carnivore, believe it or not.

    Artist: The Band
    Real Lyric: Life is a carnival, believe it or not.
    The story:

    I feel absolutely ridiculous. I never questioned that I was hearing it right. I also, obviously, never knew the name of the song. I happened to spot the title in Media Player when I put the CD into the computer. I'm suddenly very embarrassed never to have really considered what "two bits a throw" might have to do with a meatosaurus deity.

    Ultimately, I'm very disappointed, because I loved the song the way it was. "Life is a Carnival" is lame.

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