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    "I Believe in Miracles" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Hot Chocolate

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "I Believe in Miracles" by Hot Chocolate? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "I Believe in Miracles" Lyrics

    I believe in Milko
    Alle lieben Mirko (German, translated it
    I believe in mail call
    I believe in mackerels wear your thong,
    I believe in milk holes
    Driving me berserk-o
    I believe in velcro..
    I believe in Marigolds!
    i believe in Melchoir
    I believe in Malcolm...
    I believe in milk toast
    I believe in Malcolm
    I believe in milko.
    I believe in milk cows
    i believe in melco where you from you s
    I can see your nipples
    i believe in micheals!
    I believe in mail calls
    I believe in milk holes.
    I believe in Wicca
    i believe in MILKO
    I belive in milko's!
    I believe in milkholes wear your bra you
    I've been eating milkos.
    I believe in mliko, you saxophone
    I believe in role call
    I believe in milk holes
    I believe in mirror balls
    I believe in Bilco
    I believe in Bilco.
    I believe in Malcolm.
    I believe in milk-holes, you sexy thing
    I Remove Umbilicals
    "I can't eat eggrolls"
    Genghis Khan, you sexy thing
    Since your tingly prawns were sexy thing
    i believe in mangos

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