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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Suspicious Minds" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Elvis Presley

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Suspicious Minds" by Elvis Presley? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Suspicious Minds" Lyrics

    So with oafs in our nose,I start and say
    We're callin' it crap,I can't walk out.
    You know I never liked you
    We're calling a tramp I can't walk out
    I'm calling a cab I can't walk out
    We call him a tramp OR We call him a tru
    Recalled in the draft
    Calling all crap, I can't walk back.
    I called the cops. I can't get out.
    Recording a track ...
    We're courting a tramp
    We called in a tramp. I can't walk out.
    RETARDED TRAP I CAN'T WALK OUT BECAUSE M
    RETARDED TRAP I CAN'T WALK OUT BECAUSE M
    They call me a tramp, I can't walk out
    This fish is mine.

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