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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Welcome To The Black Parade" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by My Chemical Romance

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Welcome To The Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Welcome To The Black Parade" Lyrics

    And though your synagogue will leave me.
    You're really weirdo, aren't you?
    and son of God believe me...
    and son of God believe me...
    Disappointed boyfriends have no fears
    A woman sends you reeling From decimated
    eukaryotes
    Because one day, I'll leave you, a batht
    ... I'm not an emo
    I kissed a man, not a hero I kissed a bo
    'Til we're drunk! Another late night
    And though you're cynical believe me
    And through it all, the rise and fall, t
    Take a loaf of meat, coz I could not car

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