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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

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    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Wanted Dead or Alive" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Bon Jovi

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Wanted Dead or Alive" Lyrics

    I'm a cowboy, I must steal the horse I r
    I'm a cowboy, on stale horse I ride
    I'm a cowboy, on a still horse I ride.
    Im wanted dead over limes
    Sometimes when you're alone, all you do
    I'm want a.. medal of lies
    On a steal horse high rise...
    Walleye, Dead on the Line
    I'm a woman in the dead of the night
    On a Stale Horse I ride
    It's all the same, all in the name of Ja
    I'm a cowboy on a stale horse i ride
    I'm a cowboy. I'm gonna steal the horse

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