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    "You Give Love a Bad Name" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Bon Jovi

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "You Give Love a Bad Name" by Bon Jovi? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "You Give Love a Bad Name" Lyrics

    Shot through the heart and you're too la
    Jock in the heart and you're too late Yo
    Shot to the heart and you're to late
    you give love a band-aid.
    Shot threw the heart and you're too late
    Shot through the heart, and you're too l
    Shout to the heart in your two lane
    You need love, a bandaid
    Ray Charles' smile On your lips Bloody n
    shout to the heart and your too lame dar
    Shot through the heart and you're to bla
    Shot through the heart and your to blame
    Shop through the halls
    Shopping again and you're too late
    Shot through the heart and you're so lam
    Locked in the car, and you're to blame
    Shot through the heart , In your duvet
    we make love the bad way
    Shot in the arse and your to blame You g
    I heard my then 5 y/o son singing "Chuck
    Locked in the car, and you're to blame.
    Shot through the heart & you're too lame
    Shout through the heart, and your to lat
    You give love a band aid
    Shot in the dark and your to blame, you
    You need love and a bandaid.
    Blood red nails on your bag of chips
    Your ass is a prison I can't break free
    SHARK IN THE PARK and You're too late
    Shot through the heart and you're too la
    Blood red nails on your bangin tits
    Sha-ka-la-ha and you're too lame
    I won't go down with this s**t
    shot through the heart and you're too la
    You call love a bad name
    "blood red nails on your bangy t*ts"
    Shout through the art, and you're too la
    You Give Love a Band Aid

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