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    "Piano Man" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Billy Joel

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Piano Man" by Billy Joel? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Piano Man" Lyrics

    The piano, it sounds like a power mower.
    Making love to this really tiny chick
    but it's better than drinking cologne
    Sing us a song, yellow piano man
    Play me a song, yellow Piano Man.
    "Making love to his tiny friend Jim."
    There's an old man sitting next to me, M
    And the piano sounds like a carnivore
    There's an old man, sittin' next to me.
    the piano it sounds like a carnivor
    Sing us a song, you're a ghetto man!
    you got a spirit alright
    Making love to his tie again, Jim.
    there's an old man sitting next to me, m
    Sing us a song yellow piano man
    There's an old man sitting next to me Ma
    And the piano it sounds like a cannibal
    sing us a song, yellow piano man
    Theres an old man sitting next to me, ma
    He says, "Sometimes you play me a melody
    Now Paul is a realiste* novelist
    Makin' love to his tawny cat, Jen
    Sing us a song, yellow piano man
    I knew it complete when I wore a young w
    When I wore a young woman's clothes
    making love to his tonic engine
    When I wore a young woman's clothes
    Making love to his stomach and chin
    ....making love to his tawny cat Jim....
    Play me a song, yellow piano man
    I knew it complete when I wore a youg wo
    Sing us a song jalapeņo man....
    Sing us a song for the yellow man
    Sing us a song yellow piano man
    Sing us a song you're the ghetto man.
    and the piano pounds like a palamino
    When I wore the Enderman's clothes
    Making love to his tonic Aunt Gin

    Other Songs by Billy Joel

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    An Innocent Man
    Big Shot
    Captain Jack
    Good Night, Saigon
    Honesty
    Just the Way You Are
    Keeping The Faith
    Modern Woman
    Movin' Out
    My Life
    Only Human
    Only the Good Die Young
    Pressure
    Scenes From An Italian Restaurant
    Shameless
    She's Always A Woman
    Sometimes a Fantasy
    Still Rock and Roll to Me
    Stranger
    Tell Her About It
    The Downeaster 'Alexa'
    The River of Dreams
    Uptown Girl
    We Didn't Start the Fire
    Why Should I Worry?
    You May Be Right

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