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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

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    Song: Sarah

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    Song: Jeremy

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    "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by The Offspring

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" by The Offspring? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" Lyrics

    So don't eat paste
    In his own mind He's the, he's the donk
    hey, hey, do that freaky thing!
    At least you know you can always grow a
    The world needs one-eyed pizza
    You know you can always go on break your
    Quite a lie (for a dead guy)
    he's the donut strip
    You know you can always go and circulate
    Let's get some marijuana, Peter!
    The world needs one eyed pizza, the worl
    The worlds needs one eyed pizza
    Pretty Sly For A White Guy
    Never all me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
    but in his own mind he's the he's the do
    The world loves walabees The world loves
    So don't eat paint, play it straight
    Kevin stole my baby.. aha! aha!
    the world needs one I pizza..
    At least you know you can always grow up
    The needs wallabies The world loves a wa
    the world needs and wantes some pizzas t
    "but in his own mind, he's the, he's the
    He's a tuna strip
    At least you know you can always grow up
    The world eats a lot of pizza.
    Now he's getting a tattoo. Yeah he's get

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