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    "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Green Day

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" Lyrics

    somtimes i wish a bear will find me
    Sometimes i wish a polar bear will find
    Sometimes I wish someone would pillow fi
    Sometimes I wish a water bear would find
    I wish some one-eyed bear will find me
    I wear cologne. I wear cologne.
    Sometimes I wish a mother bear would fin
    I ate a horrible toad
    I wore cologne I wore cologne
    "Sometimes I wish an angry bear would fi
    Sometimes I wish a horny bear will find
    Sometimes I wish a mother bear will find
    I wish a wooly bear will find me
    I wish some Mother Bear would find me
    Mike's shadow's the only one that walks
    Sometmes I wish someone would pillow fig
    Sometimes I wish someone would pillow fi
    I wish someone would pillow fight me
    sometimes i wish a hungry bear would fin
    I wore Cologne, I wore Cologne
    "i wish someone would pillow fight me"
    I wore cologne, I wore cologne
    "Sometimes I wish someone would pillow f
    I wore cologne, i wore cologne
    I wore cologne
    I walk the road
    My swallowed heart's the only thing I'm
    Dont know where it does But it's home to
    Sometimes I wish a polar bear will find
    i wore cologne i wore cologne
    Sometimes I wish a mother bear will find
    I walk a lawn.
    I walk the line, I walk the line
    My shadow ark's the only thing that's bl
    Sometimes I wish someone will pillow fig

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