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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Venus" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Shocking Blue

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    Misheard "Venus" Lyrics

    I am your Foetus I am your bundle of joy
    I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, Georgia s
    I'm your penis I'm your father, your des
    Chalk me sire...
    Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, enj
    Her wiper's wearing Crisco eyes.
    I'm your penis, I'm the fire, in your va
    Well, I'm your Phoenix I'm your fire cha
    I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, short des
    I'm your fetus! In the mire! Your desi
    I'm your penis
    I'm your fetus
    I'm your Venus, I'm your bundle of joy,
    I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, choke me
    I'm your Fire,La Choy desire.
    I'm your penis, I'm your fire, and Georg
    I'm your penis, I'm your fire
    I'm Your Venus, I'm your pride and joy,
    I'm your penis, I'm your flyer, Geordie'
    Her underware was crystalized making eve
    I'm your peanut, I'm your butter, George
    I´m your penis, I´m your fire and your d
    They got us on a mountaintop/burning us
    Im your *enis, im the fighter at your de
    I'm your penis
    Well I'm your Penis I'm your fire & joy

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