Pete_From_Leeds's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Reel 2 Real | Raise Your Hands | Raise your hands if you're happy in a bow tie | Raise your hands if you're having a good time |
| Tensnake | Pressure | How can spanking be so boring? | Office work can be so boring |
| Jeremih | Don't tell em | You got gifts bring 'em down to Southport | You got gifts bring 'em down to the south pole |
| Fuse ODG | Antenna | Ah you just made a fart | Ah you just made me fall |
| Fuse ODG | Antenna | Can't believe that she broke her bongo | Can't believe that she broke our bond oh |
| Fuse ODG | Million Pound Girl | Roll with a Buddha that can give you everything | Roll with a brother that can give you anything |
| Clean Bandit | Rather Be | He yodel to the bass | Kyoto to The Bay |
| Clean Bandit | Heart On Fire | High knees eh? | I ain't easy |
| Clean Bandit | Come Over | No you show off about your marijuana | No me wish you know about my, my manual |
| Clean Bandit | Come Over | A bow tie, no-one feels to stay the night over | And both times no one feels to stay the night over |
| Fuse ODG | Million Pound Girl | She want a number | She badder than bad |
| Iggy Azalea | Bounce | Full speedboat, feet to the floor | Full speed, both feet to the floor |
| Iggy Azalea | Fancy | Trash the whole town, let's get drunk on the minibus | Trash the hotel, let's get drunk on the minibar |
| Iggy Azalea | Fancy | I taught that, you nudies | I thought that you knew this |
| SecondCity | I Wanna Feel | I wanna feel your arse hole inside of me | I wanna feel your hart and soul inside of me |
| Ed Sheeran | Thinking Out Loud | Place your hand on my beard heart | Place your hand on my beating heart |
| Jess Glynne | Hold My Hand | Saul is like a melting pot when you're not next to me | Soul is like a melting pot when you're not next to me |
| Kasabian | Eez-eh | White chick, I'll make you black | I ain't easy, and I make you mad |
| Nico and Vinz | Imagine | I know that you will smell for me | I know that you were meant for me |
| Nico and Vinz | Imagine | Ooh oh, Imogen | Ooh oh, Imagine |
| Prodigy | Wind it Up | People lights are not skiers in disguise | Equal rights and justice in this time |
| Prodigy | Ruff in the Jungle Bizness | Rolf in the Jacker | Ruff in the Jungle |
| Prodigy | Rebel Radio | My mum's on rebel radio | I love rebel radio |
| Fuse ODG | Dangerous Love | Your love is Akela | Your love is a killer |
| Nico and Vinz | Miracles | Make sure that your next day will always be your last | Make sure that your next day will always be your best |
| Prodigy | Get Your Fight On | Get your firedoor | Get your fight on |
| Prodigy | Nasty | Dip her legs right in | Triple X Rated |
| M.I.A. | Paper Planes | One turkey on my knee | And take your money |
| Sham Rock | Tell Me Ma | She'll get a roll like bargain boy | She'll get her own lad by and by |
| Avicii | Wake Me Up | But I only have two heads | But I only have two hands |
| DJ Bitman | El Diablo | I'm a man, I'm a man | Ay mamá, Ay mamá, |
| Ronan Keating | Life Is A Rollercoaster | Don't bite it | Don't fight it |
| Fuse ODG | Antenna | Asian lady | Hey this lady |
| Clean Bandit | Telephone Banking | You got another man and I've got another boob | You got another man and I've got another boo |
| Clean Bandit | Telephone Banking | How can we be free if one plus one is three? | How can we be free if one plus one is true? |
| Clean Bandit | Telephone Banking | All you never dangerous, never getting through | Call eleven digits, never getting through |
| Nina Zilli | L'Amore È Femmina | You're an independant Roman after all | You're an independant grown man after all |
| Omarion | Post to Be | I'm 'bout Ebola | I'm 'bout to roll up |
| Elhaida Dani | I'm Alive | Your name is printed crystal clear on Lars | Your name is printed crystal clear on glass |
| Elhaida Dani | I'm Alive | Will I ever hear this painful scorch? | Will I ever heal these painful scars? |
| Electro Velvet | Still In Love With You | I know you're sinking | I know what you're thinking |
| Electro Velvet | Still In Love With You | Won't steal the fellas | Won't see other fellas |
| Nina Sublatti | Warrior | I'm a wire | I'm a warrior |
| Fuse ODG | T.I.N.A | My jelly nah... | My cheerleader |
| Caribou | Our Love | Allah | Our love |
| The Zutons | Remember Me | This is not a Joe Cole friend | This is not a joke old friend |
| Damon Albarn | Mr. Tembo | In Chile, In Chile | Injili, Injili |
| Young Knives, The | She's attracted to | She's a tractor too | She's attracted to |
| Montell Jordan | This Is How We Do It | The party's underwear | The party's underway |
| Montell Jordan | This Is How We Do It | You can get yours in a sex boat | You can get yours in a 64 |
| Nico and Vinz | Am I Wrong | Am I wrong for staying out of tune some other way? | Am I wrong for saying that I choose another way? |
| Black Eyed Peas | Don't Stop The Party | I ain't gonna quit until I twerk | I ain't gonna quit until I've won |
| Calvin Harris | Vegas | We're not going to Vegas | When I go to Vegas |
| John Newman | Come and Get It | Knock knock knock, a phone ride? | Nah na na nooo ‘right |
| Natalie La Rose | Somebody | We be in the potty in the club like what | We be in the party in the club like what |
| Rizzle Kicks | Down with the Trumpets | Let's get down with the doglets | Let's get down with the trumpets |
| Everything Everything | Warm Healer | But every time I look around Dave Thorne | But every time I look around they form |
| Chemical Brothers | Go | No time to dress | No time to rest |
| Jacob Plant | Can't Hold Back | Care hole, Care hole | Can't Hold, Can't Hold |
| Silento | Watch Me | Wash Me, Wash Me | Watch Me, Watch Me |
| Jess Glynne | Don't be so hard on yourself | There's no way to simplicity | Let's go back to simplicity |
| Lost Frequencies | Reality | At times you mash a gnome | At times I'm rational |
| Calvin Harris | Pray To God | I was sleeping in the heat of the bunk bed | I was livin' in the heat in the moment |
| Fratellis,The | Henrietta | Dear Henrietta with your seal on the bars | Dear Henrietta we're just three lonely boys |
| Calvin Harris | How Deep Is Your Love | So tell me how deep is your love can lick all people? | So tell me how deep is your love? Can it go deeper? |
| Fratellis,The | Henrietta | Although your husband makes us Aussies an animal | Although your husband may cut us, he is an animal |
| Natalie La Rose | Somebody | I'm on a rock with somebody | I wanna rock with somebody |
| Macklemore | Downtown | Care Bear, mom jeans on her derriere | Very rare, mom jeans on her derriere |
| Macklemore | Downtown | Drop a second cup of Kawasaki | Drop a stack and cop a Kawasaki |
| Macklemore | Downtown | Whitewalls on the wheels like Manet | Whitewalls on the wheels like mayonnaise |
| Macklemore | Downtown | I cannot be on two wheels | A canopy on two wheels |
| Avicii | Can't Catch Me | The war is a ready one | The war is already won |
| Fetty Wap | 679 | I'm a devil worshipper | Remy boyz lifestyle |
| Calvin Harris | Drinking From The Bottle | Just bottles and a pint,everybody won't eat | Just bottles and I'm buying everybody one each |
| Kasabian | Thick as Thieves | We wore stolen hearts, fitted souls | We wore stolen hats, fitted soles |
| Clean Bandit | Extraordinary | People making choices they call vain | People making choices they can't fake |
| WSTRN | In2 | Granny's a hater | Man he's a hater |
| WSTRN | In2 | Don't be starting on farting your friends | Don't be stuntin' in front of your friends |
| Tinie Tempah | Trampoline | Rolling with a Nazi | Rolling with Anansi |
| Tinie Tempah | Trampoline | Now her hand prints on my back seat | Now her hand prints on my Banksy |
| Tinie Tempah | Trampoline | Got my homework in my library | Got my own book in my library |
| Jamie Lawson | Wasn't Expecting That | You spent the night in my vein | You spent the night in my bed |
| KDA | Turn the Music Louder (Rumble) | You got me peanut butter power | You got me feeling for your your power |
| Avicii | Somewhere in Stockholm | My friends and my family's dead | My friends and my family's there |
| Avicii | True Believer | Life's what you make it so live with clones | Life's what you make it so here it comes |
| Avicii | Talk To Myself | Dogs go on holiday | Thoughts go on holiday |
| Avicii | Talk To Myself | Stolen by burning poetry | Stolen by bad poetry |
| The Vamps | Wake Up | You was dead but I told you, 'Open Up Your Eyes' | You were scared, but I told you, 'Open up your eyes' |
| UNKLE | Keys to the Kingdom | I hit a dam, killed a saint | I hit it down, kill the sound |
| UNKLE | Keys to the Kingdom | Wishing I could make a brain | Wishing I could make amends |
| UNKLE | Keys to the Kingdom | Our stupid love | I shoot it low |
| UNKLE | Restless | Heartbroken house for two? | I'm broken, house broken |
| UNKLE | Restless | Got this sick kid feeling | Got this sinking feeling |
| Ella Eyre | Even If | It's funny how the be-good eel is smaller now | It's funny how the bigger deal is smaller now |
| The Bohicas | The Making Of | The future's in a big bright zizz | The future's littered with prizes |
| Super Furry Animals | Moped Eyes | Move that ass | Moped Eyes |
| Major Lazer | Light It Up | We live while the walrus rages | We live where the war is raging |
| MisterWives | Our Own House | We built a roundhouse | We built our own house |
| Lukas Graham | 7 Years | Our sons have been sold | Our songs have been sold |
| Basshunter | All I Ever Wanted | Oh baby, wide or juicy? | Oh baby, why don't you see? |
| Eats Everything | Dancing (Again!) | Let's go Danzig | Let's go dancing |
| Dawin | Dessert (feat. Silento) | I like the way you moo | I like the way you move |
| Major Lazer | Roll the Bass | But we have God bless galore | But we have dubplates galore |
| Sandra Lyng | Moonrise | Still you make my mother crazy | Still you make me more like crazy |
| Primal Scream | Where the Light Gets In | Peace begins with Ben | Peace begins within |
| Eric Paslay | High Class | We ain't onerous, but we're odourless | We ain't on the list, but we on the list |
| Walk Off The Earth | Hold On (The Break) | Like the time we had the bone fire | Like the time we had the bonfire |
| Lukas Graham | Drunk In the Morning | Am I ID'd? | Emma I did |
| Selena Gomez | Hands to Myself | All of the Dads and the Alberts, keep making love to each other | All of the downs and the uppers, keep making love to each other |
| Aluna George | I'm in Control | Come and do your washing up | Come and tell your boss you know |
| DNCE | Cake by the Ocean | Sweets with gravy, woah | Sweet sweet craving, whoa |
| MOWE | Lovers Friends | You'll be my home made | You'll be my homie |
| Zayn | Pillowtalk | It's our paradise, Mr Oizo | It's our paradise and it's our war zone |
| Lukas Graham | What Happened to Perfect | I am a genderless man | I am a jealous man |
| Axwell & Ingrosso | Thinking About You | Think about your tush | Think about your touch |
| David Zowie | House Every Weekend | Ounce every weekend | House every weekend |
| Drake | One Dance | Smack a pretty girl and penny and wine her | Got a pretty girl and she love me long time |
| Captain Cuts | Love Like We Used To | Time isn't beautiful | Timeless and beautiful |
| The Chainsmokers | Paris | To get away from our parrots | To get away from our parents |
| Declan McKenna | These kids don't want to go home | Teaching them how to anal | Teaching them how to aim |
| The Weeknd | Party Monster | Porcupine girl, I don't even know her name | Woke up by a girl, I don't even know her name |
| Ben DJ | Thinkin' bout you | Fire in my church | Fire in my chest |
| Clean Bandit | Rockabye | Rockabye, down butter cry | Rockabye, don't bother cry |
| KREAM | Taped Up Heart | With my taped up heart and my open grotto | With my taped up heart and my open bottle |
| Anne-Marie | Ciao Adios | Shower the oats, I'm done | Ciao Adios, I'm done |
| Ed Sheeran | Shape of You | And now I bet she smelt like you | And now my bed sheets smel like you |
| The Script | Rain | Can we just go back to p***s again? | Can we just go back to being us again? |
| Eva Simons | Guaya | You are what I call a cereal | You are what I call a senor |
| Marshmello | Silence (ft. Khalid) | Ken told me there's no point in trying | Can't tell me there's no point in trying |
| Elbow | Golden Slumbers | Monsters away! | Once there was a way |
| Bruno Mars | Finesse | We out here drippin' Inverness | We out here drippin' in finesse |
| Kelly Clarkson | Underneath the Tree | Snow is falling with a capital C | Snow is falling as the carolers sing |
| Sunflower Bean | I Was a Fool | All I heard were solids | All I heard was silence |
| AJR | Come Hang Out | Yep yep I missed another fried egg | Yep yep I missed another Friday |
| Emilie Adams | Aliens | Open up, open the barbecue, just | Open up, open up all the cages |
| Clean Bandit | Solo (ft. Demi Lovato) | Quack quack quack, but I like to party | Cry cry cry, but I like to party |
