JohnnyLurg's Published Lyrics
Artist	Song	Misheard	Real Lyrics
Velvet Revolver	Fall To Pieces	Fellow p*ssants	Fall to pieces
Cream	Sunshine of Your Love	I'll give you my dog surprise	I'll give you a dawn surprise
Pearl Jam	Black	Tattooed on Hi-C	Tattooed all I see
Snoop Dogg	Who Am I (What's My Name)?	Long Beach is the spot where I served McCain	Long Beach is the spot where I served my 'caine
Nirvana	Downer	Don't feel guilty masturbating	Don't feel guilty master writing
Nirvana	Stain	I'm Mustaine	I'm a stain
Nirvana	Anuerysm	She keeps a puppet straight in my heart	She keeps it pumping straight to my heart
Lynyrd Skynyrd	Simple Man	Be a simple condom man	Be a simple kind of man
Weird Al Yankovic	Like A Surgeon	Better give me all your gosmers	Better give me all your gauze, nurse
Beck	Loser	Forces of evil in a Pozo nightmare	Forces of evil in a Bozo nightmare
Frank Zappa	Wowie Zowie	I don't even care if your dad's a he	I don't even care if your dad's the heat
Lemon Demon	Bill Watterson	And I brought shears to cut your bovine	And I brought shears to cut your phone line
Weird Al Yankovic	Slime Creatures From Outer Space	Science teachers from outer space	Slime creatures from outer space
Weezer	My Name Is Jonas	My name is Wheatfield	My name is Wepeel
Rolling Stones	I Got The Blues	Life is a b***h full of blues	Love is a bed full of blues