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ianiijan |
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ianiijan's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Evanescence | The Only One | Never run, you stupid slave | Never understood this life |
| Evanescence | All That I'm Living For | Knock on that stupid door | Lock the last open door |
| Mariah Carey | One Sweet Day | Payshell emma seema heaven | Eventually I'll see you in heaven |
| Sugarland | Everyday America | Threw up on a tight rope | Grew up on a tight rope |
| Mariah Carey | Always Be My Baby | Steadies cappin' steaks for smokin' on fat, sex-and-dexy! | Steady stacking papers smokin' on fat stacks of danks, see |
| Mariah Carey | Slipping Away | But it's on the 'frigerator | But it's all a big charade |
| Mariah Carey | Slipping Away | But it's all a b***h arrayed | But it's all a big charade |
| Mariah Carey | Crybaby | Pour another glass or two and try to f**k it you | Pour another glass or two and try to forget you |
| Celine Dion | Always Be Your Girl | You'll always be the first one in my breast | You'll always be the first one in my prayers |
| Maroon 5 | Wipe Your Eyes | I'll run my (bad word with a "c")across your cheek | I'll run my thumb across your cheek |
| Shania Twain | Ka-Ching! | All we ever want is moreA lot more than we had beforeSo take me to the damn store | All we ever want is moreA lot more than we had beforeSo take me to the nearest store |
| Whitney Houston | My Love Is Your Love | Any chance a f**kin' star couldn't hold us | And the chains of Amistad couldn't hold us |
| Bonnie Raitt | Angel From Montgomery | Make me an angel that flies from a guardrail | Make me an angel that flies from Montgomery |
| Adele | Rumour Has It | Roo-Roo has it | Rumour has it |
| Fleetwood Mac | Sugar Daddy | If I wanted whiskey, he could serve it to me nude | If I wanted whiskey, he could serve it to me neat |
| Adele | Someone Like You | Don't forget me albeit I'll remember you still | Don't forget me, I beg, I remember you said |
| Lady Antebellum | Love I've Found in You | Some people search the whole world over just to find a love that's even half-ass true | Some people search the whole world over just to find a love that's even half as true |
| Jackson, Alan | Chattahoochee | It gets hotter than a hoochie's coochie | It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie |
| Alanis Morissette | You Oughta Know | And you died and you cried and you lied and you fried 'cause you spied on meYou're the one that I need and the one that I peed on, oh yeah! | 'Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, And every time you speak her nameDoes she know how you told me you'd hold meUntil you died, til you diedBut you're still alive |
| Mariah Carey | Touch My Body | Let me wrap my face around your waist for just a little taste | Let my wrap my thighs around your waist for just a little taste |
| Mariah Carey | Heat | Keep your hands up off my boob | Keep your hands up off my boo |
| Mariah Carey | Touch My Body | Do you like my lingerie? | In the lap of luxury |
| Mariah Carey | Dedicated | Somethin' 'bout my penis comin' out mah sneakers | Somethin' 'bout my beat is comin' out the speakers |
| Mariah Carey | You Don't Know What to Do | I was such a freak | I will set'cha free |
| Amy Grant | Nobody Home | They would tease the neighbor's butt off | They would tease the neighbor's bulldog |
| Alicia Keys | Empire State of Mind | Or my name on monkeys found down on Broadway | Or my name in marquees found down on Broadway |
| Mariah Carey | Open Arms | Your saucy sea | You're so sincere |
| Shania Twain | You're Still The One | Looks like we mated | Looks like we made it |
| Idina Menzel | Let It go | Ain't a bum in the back anymore | Can't hold it back anymore |
| Amy Grant | Every Heartbeat | My rib belongs to you | My red blood runs true blue |
| Amy Grant | Find A Way | So you stand here an angrier mother | So you stand here an angry young woman |
| Stevie Wonder | I Was Made to Love Her | I had his baby with the passing year | I had this fever with each passing year |
| Evanescence | Tourniquet | Crimson regret and beach mail | Crimson regret and betrayal |
| Celine Dion | Because You Loved Me | You gave me fleas 'cause you believed | You gave me faith 'cause you believed |
| Celine Dion | Because You Loved Me | You saw the piss there was in me | You saw the best there was in me |
| Theme Songs | Full House | You miss your old familiar puddin' twit | You miss your old familiar friends, but... |
| Julie Roberts | Men & Mascara | Men in mascara always run | Men and mascara always run |
| Mariah Carey | 100% | If you're givin' it 100, put your wands up, wands up | If you're givin' it 100, put your ones up, ones up |
| Soundtracks | Pennies From Heaven | Every time it rains, it rains panties from heaven | Every time it rains, it rains pennies from heaven |
| Ed Sheeran | Eraser | And I'll find comfort in my pain: a razor | And I'll find comfort in my pain: eraser |
