Baphomet's Published Lyrics
Artist	Song	Misheard	Real Lyrics
Monster Magnet	King Of Mars	And I can crown guitars and king of Mars	And I can crown me Tarzan, king of Mars
Train	Drive by	There's a shotgun, looking for 2Pac	Just a shy guy looking for a two ply
Hilltop Hoods	The Nosebleed Section	I wanna hear some lyrics when a white cop writes rhymes to get me through a break up.	I wanna hear some lyrics when I wake up,write rhymes to get me through a break up.
Tenacious D	Beezleboss	Debian, Debian, Debian...	We are the D, we are the D, we are the D...
Hole	Teenage Whore	When I was a teenage whore,My mother asked me, she said: "Baby want more?"	"When I was a teenage whore, my mother asked me, she said baby what for?"
System Of A Down	Bounce	I went out on a date,With a girl, to get laid.	I went out on a date,With a girl, a bit late
Saliva	Click Click Boom	It's only s*domy	It's all inside of me
Die Toten Hosen	Wasted Years	The butthole in the belfry	The bats are in the belfry
Queen	I Want It All	Listen, naughty people!	Listen, all you people
Hole	Miss World	No one kills my friends!	No one cares, my friend.
Patti Smith Group	Because The Night	Love is a ninja, disguised as lust.	Love is an angel, disguised as lust.