jason24589's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Lindsay Lohan | First | Like angry, I want you, want you! to bread knife! | Like every other one who wants youCuz when I |
| Buggles | Video Killed The Radio Star | Put a blade on VTR | Put the blame on VTR |
| Ray Jr. Parker | Ghostbusters | Who you gonna callTHOSE BASTARDS! | Who you gonna call?GHOSTBUSTERS! |
| Toni Basil | Hey Mickey | Why can't you say goodbyeSo welcome to your home, Mickey. | Why can't you say goodnightSo you can take me home Mickey. |
| Go-Gos | Head Over Heels | Internet direction | In every direction |
| Lindsay Lohan | Rumors | I'm Molly, having fun | I'm only having fun |
| Lady Gaga | Bad Romance | I want your lettuce starting kissing the sand | I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand |
| Lady Gaga | Poker Face | p-p-p-Poke her face Fu-fu-f*ck her face | P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face |
| Rebecca Black | Friday | Fried egg, fried egg, getting down on fried egg | Friday, Friday, getting down on Friday |
| Caramell | Caramelldansen | Those tiny balls | Dansa med oss |
| Dead or Alive | You Spin Me Round | Watch out here I cum | Watch out, here I come |
| Dead or Alive | You Spin Me Round | You spit me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round | You spin me right round, baby right round like a record, babyRight round round round |
| Shaggy | Mr Boombastic | Vista lover lover, hmm... Vista lover lover | Mr. Lover lover, hmm... I'm Mr. Lover, Lover |
| Nicki Minaj | Check It Out | (Hey) Chicken out (x10) | (Hey) Check It Out (x10) |
| The Cars | You Might Think | You might think it's foolish You want to poop me too? | You might think it's foolish What ya put me through |
| Michael Jackson | Billie Jean | Billie Jean, stack my ladder | Billie Jean is not my lover |
| Salt-n-Pepa | Push It | Boy, you Lady GaGa, no. | Boy, you really got me going |
| Michael Jackson | Beat It | Show them how to f**k me. strong is your fight | Showin' how funky and strong is your fight |
| Salt-n-Pepa | Push It | Ahh, Oh s**t! - Poop s**t real good | Ahh, push it - Push it real good |
| Toto | Africa | I miss the gays down in Africa | I bless the rains down in Africa |
| S Club 7 | Never Had A Dream Come True | I never found a word translate | I never the words to say |
| Donna Summer | Last Dance | So less dance, lunch day!less dance, lunch day!less dance, lunch day tonight! | So let's dance, the last dance let's dance, the last dance let's dance, this last dance tonight |
| Katrina And The Waves | Walking On Sunshine | I'm pee! I'm peed! I'm peed to it, now | I'll say, I'll say, I'll say it again now |
| Katrina And The Waves | Walking On Sunshine | Oh Johnny feeling! Johnny, feel good! And Johnny feel good! | Oh, don't it feel it! Don't it feel good! And don't it feel good! |
| Gorillaz | 19-2000 | Get the cool!Ge the cool sunshine! | Get the cool!Get the cool shoeshine! |
| Gorillaz | 19-2000 | There to the s'pump | They to the bump |
| Blur | Parklife | By the dirty b***hes, they love a bit of himParklife | By the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of himParklife |
| Alphaville | Forever Young | Are you gonna drop the Obamanaut? | Are you going to drop the bomb or not? |
| Alphaville | Forever Young | Sitting in the sandpit, lighters the sharp-proofThe music sold the sad man.Can you imagine what the striker's won?Dad will gonna the faces into the sun,Praising on evils, we're getting in tuneThe music's played by the madman. | Sitting in the sandpit, life is a short tripThe music's for the sad man.Can you imagine when this race is won?Turn our golden the faces into the sun,Praising our leaders, we're getting in tuneThe music's played by the madman. |
| Dead or Alive | You Spin Me Round | Oh I know you sex me | All I know is that to me |
| Lady Gaga | Judas | Jew dust, jew da-a-a, Jew Dust, Jew da-a-a | Judas, Juda-a-a, Judas, Juda-a-a |
| Bee Gees | Stayin' Alive | A lettuce see another there. | I'll live to see another day |
| Lady Gaga | Telephone | I whip my hair at the corner of the dance floor | I left my head and my heart on the dance floor |
| Psy | Gangnam Style | Oppa Condom Style | Oppa Gangnam Style |
| Linkin Park | One Step Closer | Obvious Wednesday make no sense | All these words they make no sense |
| Green Day | 21 Guns | When you're athlete end up the row | When you're at the end of the road |
| Eiffel 65 | Blue (Da Ba Dee) | I'm blue I will bleed up the guyProbably I will die | I'm blue da ba dee da ba dida ba dee da ba di |
| Caramell | Caramelldansen | Sons of b***hes on the road... (the very last line of the song, totally sounds like it to hear it but not to read it) | Dansa med oss Klappa era händer Gör som vi görTa några steg åt vänsterLyssna och lärMissa inte chansen Nu är ni här medCaramelldansen |
| Vanilla Ice | Ice Ice Baby | Rollin in my 5.0With my laptop pillsSo my hair can blow | Rollin in my 5.0With my ragtop downso my hair can blow |
| Linkin Park | Numb | Can't you see that you're smarter than me | Can't you see that you're smothering me |
| Gorillaz | 5/4 | Waffle You | Walk through you |
| Gorillaz | DoYaThing | I'm in pregnant, only incredible, in the sitting on core | I'm impregnable, incredible, the setting of quo |
| Gorillaz | DoYaThing | Look,cap *enis head for the land in the sky | With a cap in his head and a knot in his tie |
| Madonna | La Isla Bonita | Last night I dragged to Some Pedo | Last night I dreamt of San Pedro |
| Madonna | Hung Up | Every little thing that you say "I do"I'm hung upI wanna ripoff you | Every little thing that you say or doI'm hung upI'm hung up on you |
| Linkin Park | Bleed It Out | Throw the mop in the sunshine | Throw 'em up and let something shine |
| Blumchen | Heut' Ist Mein Tag | I missed my tag | Heut' ist mein tag |
| Linkin Park | New Divide | And teach me crap and teach me by with some mistakes too great to hide | And each regret and each goodbye was a mistake too great to hide |
| Usher | OMG | Baby lemon | Baby, let me |
| Vengaboys | We Like To Party | Happy Nazi just around the corner | Happiness is just around the corner |
| Psy | Gangnam Style | Whoop-ah Gundam style | Oppa Gangnam Style |
| Carpenters | Yesterday Once More | All the songs I've lost somewhere | All the songs I loved so well |
| Knack | My Sharona | My ShirodaORMike Shinoda | My Sharona |
| Jackson Five | Give Love on Christmas Day | People you don't know, smile and laugh at all | People you don't know, smile and nod hello |
| Linkin Park | Lost In The Echo | Tee pedo | Deep below |
| Lady Gaga | Poker Face | Cause I'm bluffin' it's my muffin | Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin |
| Cyndi Lauper | Girls Just Wanna Have Fun | Cucumber, In the morning of lightMy murder sexWhen you gonna live your life cried? | I come home in the mornin' lightMy mother says,"When you gonna live your life right?" |
| Limp Bizkit | Rollin' | Keep lollin' lollin' lollin' lollin' | Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' |
| The Cars | You Might Think | Human think it's foolish | You might think it's foolish |
| Buggles | Video Killed The Radio Star | We c*nt-tree whined we go to far | We can't rewind we've gone too far |
| Fort Minor | Remember The Name | Ryu, Takbir, Machine Shop | Rai-U, Tuck-bill, She shop! |
| Linkin Park | Until It Breaks | The meek, I creep hard on 'em pastas | The meek, I creep hard on impostors |
| Toni Basil | Hey Mickey | Cause when you see your Wii... | Cause when you say you will... |
| Cyndi Lauper | Girls Just Wanna Have Fun | What in the world can make this stuff? | The subliminal mindf**k America. |
| MC Hammer | Too Legit To Quit | To eject, to eject to quick | Too legit, too legit to quit |
| Linkin Park | In the End | Keep that in mind that lasagna's rhyme | Keep that in mind that I designed this rhyme |
| Eminem | Without Me | Now this looks like a topping me | Now this looks like a job for me |
| Eminem | Without Me | 'Cause it feels so itchy without me | 'Cause it feels so empty without me |
| Black Eyed Peas | The Time (The Dirty Bit) | And I never failed this twenty-four | And I never felt this way before |
| Linkin Park | With You | Was Promise VAIO face! | Was promised by your face |
| Psy | Gangnam Style | Queen of norm, Korean Anna Norm | Twi nun nom gu wi ye na nun nom |
| Linkin Park | Castle of Glass | 'Cause I'm moaning of crack | 'Cause I'm only a crack |
| Psy | Gentleman | I'm ammo fart-o gentlemen | I'm a, mother father gentleman |
| Paramore | Now | Lost the bottle, Win the warBringing my sinking sh*t back to the shore | Lost the battle, win the warI'm bringing my sinking ship back to the shore |
| Nicki Minaj | Starships | And I'm a meaner motherf**ker | We're higher than a motherf**ker |
| Limp Bizkit | Rollin' | Raisin, now freak out! | Breathe in, now breathe out |
| Green Day | Oh Love | Oh luhh, oh luhh | Oh love, oh love |
| Nirvana | Smells Like Teen Spirit | I'm a ladderI'm a fighterI'm a skaterI'm a bean-headYay! | A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido Yeah |
| Paramore | Still Into You | They comfy in someone's headThat never been together | Can't count the years on one handthat we've been together |
| Gorillaz | Feel Good Inc. | Don't shop, kill it, kill it | Don't stop, get it, get it |
| Fall Out Boy | This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race | Lizzie, Lizzie, it's the cup dead cars race | This ain't a scene, it's a god damn arms race |
| Fall Out Boy | The Phoenix | Hey, I'm back! | Hey young blood |
| Limp Bizkit | My Generation | Milk biscuit styleGelato, take it to the math, you fridge! | Limp Bizkit styleJohn Otto, take 'em to the Matthew's bridge |
| Creed | With Arms Wide Open | Here goes the whole battle | With Arms Wide Open |
| 4 Non Blondes | What's Up | Beyonce, hey, yeah, yeah. | And I say, hey, yeah, yeah. |
| Michael Jackson | Black or White | I'm not gonna spend my life being a cola | I'm not going to spend my life being a color |
| Linkin Park | Crawling | Trolling in my skin | Crawling in my skin |
| Blur | Sunday Sunday | Phone, Verizon to the bus | He fought for us in two world wars |
| Paramore | Still Into You | You thought the weight of the worldTo love each shoulder | You felt the weight of the worldFall off your shoulder |
| Jonas Brothers | Love Bug | I never f**ked when I catch it | I never thought that I'd get hit |
| Linkin Park | Somewhere I Belong | I wanna vacuum all the pain... | I wanna let go of the pain... |
| Bowling for Soup | 1985 | There was YouTube and 1D and music still on MTV | There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV |
| Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs | Garden | Walking in my silver poo | Walking in my silver blues |
| Nelly | Liv Tonight | Adjust wanna leave tonight | I'm just wanna live tonight. |
| Katy Perry | Roar | A CEO, I see it now | I see it all, I see it now |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers | The Zephyr Song | Fly away on my cellphoneHappily more than ever | Fly away on my zephyrI feel it more then ever |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers | Californication | First form unicornHardcore Sapporo | First born unicorn Hardcore soft porn |
| Ylvis | The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?) | You're my garden angle | You're my guardian angel |
| Ylvis | The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?) | You're my garden angle | You're my guardian angel |
| Miley Cyrus | Wreckingball | You raped me | You wrecked me |
| Lorde | Royals | But every sounds like goatee, grey goose, stripping in the bathroom | But every song's like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom |
| Linkin Park | What I've Done | So let mercy comein Russia way | So let mercy comeAnd wash away |
| Miley Cyrus | Wreckingball | I glitch you high up in the sky | I put you high up in the sky |
| Creed | With Arms Wide Open | With *ss wide open | With arms wide open |
| Fall Out Boy | My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up) | Ammo FAYAAHH!!!!! | I'm on fire |
| Katy Perry | Firework | Come on, electric colors burst | Come on, let your colors burst |
| Alanis Morissette | Hand In My Pocket | I'm brave but I'm chicken chip | I'm brave but I'm chicken s**t |
| Madonna | Hung Up | I'm gonna Nippon you | I'm hung up on you |
| Green Day | American Idiot | And can you hear the sound of the stereo? | And can you hear the sound of hysteria? |
| Hoobastank | The Reason | I found a raisin for meTo change who I used to peeA raisin to start of a nudeAnd the raisin is you | I've found the reason for meTo change who I used to beA reason to start over newAnd a reason is you |
| Linkin Park | Crawling | Beer is now iPhone | Fear is how I fall |
| Michael Jackson | Love Never Felt So Good | Hey, I'm aliveIn my baby | In and out my lifeIn and out baby |
| Nicki Minaj | Starships | You can suck my Disney | You can suck my diznick |
| Drowning Pool | Bodies | Eating waffles (waffles) | Beaten, why for (why for) |
| Guns N' Roses | Welcome to the Jungle | And you're a married sexy girl. it's very hard to believe | You're a very sexy girl That's very hard to please |
| Def Leppard | When Love & Hate Collide | It's like I'm here without you babyDo your hands are hold Rolling Stone? | Is like a year without you babyDo you have a heart of stone |
| Def Leppard | Women | Women! Women! - Life's so pretty weirderHey! Hey! - They can't live without it! | Women! women! - Lots of pretty women Men! men! - They can't live without them |
| Def Leppard | Hysteria | I get Xperia, XperiaWhat can you feel it? | I get hysterical, hysteriaWhat can you feel it? |
| Def Leppard | Animal | We are the horny ones, on a light in day | We are the hungry ones, on a lightning raid |
