Profile
| Username: |
chicken |
| Favorite Music: |
Rock |
| Favorite Artist: |
Weird Al Yankovic |
| Favorite Song: |
Crazy Train |
| Age: |
29 |
| Sex: |
F |
| About Me: |
:D |
chicken's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| The Monks | Nice Legs, Shame About the Face | nice legs, shame about the ferret pace... | nice legs, shame about the boat race... |
| Black Sabbath | Paranoid | Can you help me, help me find my brain? | Can you help me, occupy my brain? |
| Ozzy Osbourne | Crazy Train | I'm mentally dumb... | I'm mentally numb... |
| Aerosmith | Same Old Song and Dance | Ya say ya saw SatinOn the south side of town... | Say love aint the sameOn the south side of town.. |
| Aerosmith | Same Old Song and Dance | A pack of drunken losers, playing with guns. | You shaved, your lookin' looserYou played with my gun |
| Jason Mraz | I'm Yours | I tryed to beat you, but your'e so hard that I belted | I tryed to be chill, but your'e so hot that I melted |
| David Cook | Time Of My Life | This is the time, this is the time to be born with a name, just a face in the crowd... | This is the time, this is the time to be more than a name, or a face in the crowd... |
| Paramore | Misery Business | Whoa, I've never been too bright | Whoa, I never meant to brag |
| Theme Songs | Fairly Odd Parents | Dont eat brownie's things... | Floaty crownny things... |
| Joni Mitchell | Big Yellow Taxi | They paved Paradise, and put up a Fu**ing lot... | They paved Paradise, and put up a parking lot.... |
| Jimi Hendrix | Purple Haze | Your hands are in my brain... | Purple haze all in my brain... |
| Elton John | Tiny Dancer | Hold my clothes and tie me down sir... | Hold me closer tiny dancer... |
| Jimmy Eat World | The Middle | Everything everything will be just fine... | Elbow to elbow it will be just fine... |
| Neil Young | Keep Rockin' in the Free World | Keep on rockin in the freak world | Keep on rockin in the free world |
| Jordin Sparks | Battlefield | Can't swallow a fry, | Can't swallow our pride, |
| Nickelback | If Today Was Your Last Day | Evil pigeons in the past | Leave old pictures in the past |
| Tragically Hip | Little Bones | 2:54 and I bowl | 2.50 for an eyeball |
| Johnny Reid | A Woman Like You | And there's nothing I can say, rebel dude,to deserve the love of a woman like you | And there's nothing I can say or ever do,to deserve the love of a woman like you |
| Five For Fighting | Superman | ...a funny red sheep... | ...a funny red sheet... |
| Paul McCartney | Mull of Kintyre | Mall of Kintyre... | Mull of Kintyre... |
| Bon Jovi | It's My Life | Your heart is like an open highway And breaking it ,I did it my way | My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said "I did it my way" |
| Michael Jackson | Billie Jean | Billie Jean is not my brother | Billie Jean is not my lover |
| Deep Purple | Smoke On The Water | Slow talking Walter, the fire engine guy | Smoke on the water, the fire in the sky |
| Nickelback | If Today Was Your Last Day | Evil b*tches in the past. | Leave old pictures in the past. |
| Three Days Grace | Animal I Have Become | take the s*it of the rye I have Become... | Change the animal I have become |
| Lady Gaga | Just Dance | I can see you got some washing machine | I see you got so much energy |
| Green Day | American Idiot | Television creeps of tomorrow | Television dreams of tomorrow |
| Green Day | American Idiot | All across the alienation | All acorss the alien nation |
| Green Day | Hitchin' a Ride | We went to happy house, I say oh no. | Need a lift to happy hour, I say oh no. |
| Green Day | Scattered | All the songs of Billy Ray's/ Guess I learned from my mistakes | All the songs have been erased/ guess I learn from my mistakes |
| Weezer | Hash Pipe | you got'cho big che-eeeeeeeze, I got my ass wipe! | you got your big G's, I got my hash pipe |
| Green Day | I Fought The Law | I fought the log and a narwhal | I fought the law and thet law won |
