Pneumothorax's Published Lyrics
Artist	Song	Misheard	Real Lyrics
Keane	Somewhere Only We Know	I came across a folded lavatory.	I came across a fallen elm tree.
Belle and Sebastian	The State I Am In	My brother had confessed that he was gayAnd said that he fancied me for a while.	My brother had confessed that he was gay,It took the heat off me for a while.
Prince	Raspberry Beret	She wore a rad berry corday...	She wore a raspberry beret...
Robert Critchley	God Of The Breakthrough	God of the grapefruit.	God of the breakthrough.
Don Henley	Boys Of Summer	You got that top pulled down And your wadebearers on baby.	You got that top pulled down And that radio on, baby.
Morrissey	Alsatian Cousin	On a forecourt, on a fried egg	On a forecourt, on a Friday
The Beach Boys	California Girls	I dig a French bikini on a wild-eyed dog	I dig a French bikini on Hawaii Island
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds	Do You Love Me?	A moccasin blazed upon her head.	A mock sun blazed upon her head.
Elton John	I'm Still Standing	Looking like a trousavvar	Looking like a true survivor
Alice In Chains	Down in a Hole	I'd like to findThe man with the benzolene eyes.	I'd like to flyBut my wings have been so denied.