CarleyVonDoom's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Traditional | Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer | Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, He would take off all his clothes. | Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows. |
| Bon Jovi | Living On A Prayer | Take my had, we're naked i swear | Take my hand, we'll make it i swear |
| Michael Jackson | Billie Jean | The girl is not myself | The kid is not my son |
| Traditional | Winter Wonderland | In the ghetto we can build a snowman, we'll pretend that he is partly blind | In the meadow we can build a snowman, we''l pretend the he is Parson Brown |
| Traditional | Santa Claus is Coming to Town | He'll seize you when you're sleeping... | He sees you when you're sleeping... |
| Incubus | Anna Molly | A fire in the attic, a brew for the prize... | A fire in the attic, a proof of the prize... |
| Cyndi Lauper | Girls Just Wanna Have Fun | Girls just want a big bum... | Girls just wanna have fun... |
| Chris Brown | Forever | There's a hot tub in the world tonight... | The hearts all over the world tonight... |
| Panic! At The Disco | I Constantly Thank God For Esteban | Just stay where I can see you, DANCING TIGHTS!!! | Just stay where I can see you, douse the lights! |
| Hymns | Give Me Oil In My Lamp | Sing my granny! sing my granny! Sing my granny to the Emperor Ming! Sing my granny! sing my granny! Sing my granny to M-i-i-i-ng! | Sing hosanna! sing hosanna! Sing hosanna to the King of kings! Sing hosanna! sing hosanna! Sing hosanna to the King! |
| Hymns | Lord of the Dance | I am the lord of the dance settee... | I am the lord of the dance said he... |
| Take That | Pray | All I do is shine his face, hoping that i'l be a part of it someday | All I do each night is pray, Hoping that I'll be a part of you again some day |
| Ne-Yo | Miss Independant | Miss Indepretzel... | Miss Independant... |
| Akon | Smack That | Sick that, all on the floor, sick that, give me some more, sick that till you get sore, sick that, ooooohhh | Smack that, all on the floor, smack that, give me some more, smack that till you get sore, smack that, ooooohhh |
| Bon Jovi | Living On A Prayer | It dosen't make a differece if I loose my sock... | It dosen't make a difference if we make it or not... |
| Hanson | Penny And Me | Penny and me like to rule the winds of time... | Penny and me like to roll the windows down... |
| Seal | A Kiss From A Rose | I've been kissed on the nose by a flid... | I've been kissed by a rose on the grey... |
| Bonnie Tyler | Total Eclipse of the Heart | Totally pissed as a fart... | Total eclipse of the heart... |
| Girls Aloud | The Promise | Here I am, a walking bimbo | Here I am, a walking primrose... |
| Britney Spears | Womanizer | One banana, two banana, three banana, oh! | womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, oh! |
| Madonna | Like a Virgin | Like a virgin, not for a very long time... | Like a virgin, touched for the very first time... |
| Klaxons | Magick | Magik, we love titsMagik, we're not titsMagik, we want tits.The magik, comb my hairThe way to mother gooseThe way to suck an eggThe way to grow a norgThe way to comb my nan | Magick, without tearsMagick, without tearsMagick, without tearsThe magick comandeerThe way to mother nooseThe way to suck an eggThe way to golden dawn The way to Koh Phangan |
| Queen | Bohemian Rhapsody | Spare him his life and his lone piece of cheese... | Spare him his life from this monstrosity... |
| Wham! | Wake Me Up Before You Go Go | wake me up to pour your cocoa... | wake me up before you go go... |
| Bob Dylan | Knockin' On Heaven's Door | Knock, knock, knocking on Kevin's door... | Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door... |
| Band Aid | Do They Know It's Christmas Time | Feed the world Let them know it's breakfast again.... | Feed the world Let them know it's Christmastime again.... |
| Beyonce | Single Ladies | All the pringle haters.. | All the single ladies... |
| T.I. | Live Your Life | I've got my mind on my bunny and it's not runnin' away... | I've got my mind on my money and i'm not goin' away... |
| Black Eyed Peas | Where is the Love | People finally got me questioning, where is the glove? | People finally got me questioning, where is the love? |
| Britney Spears | Baby One More Time | My only nest is killing me... | My loneliness is killing me... |
| Flo-rida ft. T-pain | Low | Deborah,do you recall, your house was very small, with birds**t on the wall | Shawty had them apple bottom jeans...` |
