tmharri's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Pink | U and Ur Hand | you don't really want to m********e tonight | you don't really wanna mess with me tonight |
| ELO | Last Train To London | let's drink to london | last train to london |
| Kim Wilde | Chequered Love | chicken love | chequered love |
| Robbie Williams | Rock DJ | I've got the d*ck, gonna stick it in the hole | I've got the gift, gonna stick it in the goal |
| The Beatles | I Am The Walrus | I am the eggplant | I am the eggman |
| Police | De Do Do Do De Da Da Da | and when their elephants escape metheir logic ties me up and wrecks me | and when their eloquence escapes metheir logic ties me up and rapes me |
| Cold Chisel | Cheap Wine | Once I smoked a dynamite cigar | Once I smoked a Danneman cigar |
| Cold Chisel | Khe Sanh | there ain't nothing like the kisses from a cheatin' Chinese missus | there ain't nothing like the kisses from a jaded Chinese princess |
| Billy Joel | Big Shot | you were uptown driving in your big limousine, when you find Park Avenue closed | you were uptown driving in your big limousine, in your fine Park Avenue clothes |
| Sweet | Love Is Like Oxygen | Love is like hot chicken | Love is like oxygen |
| Models | Out Of Mind, Out Of Sight | Got an ocean in my head | Got a notion in my head |
| Paul Kelly | Dumb Things | I ate all the dumplings | I've done all the dumb things |
| The Divinyls | Pleasure and Pain | Please don't bash me | Please don't ask me |
| Madonna | La Isla Bonita | Lucky slut Bonita | La Isla Bonita |
| Australian Crawl | Reckless | Mitchells in the tree | Initials in the tree |
| Roxette | Dressed For Success | Get dressed for some sex | Get dressed for success |
| Elton John | Crocodile Rock | With Suzie woman, dressed up right | When Suzie wore her dresses tight |
| Buggles | Video Killed The Radio Star | The country whined "We've gone too far!" | We can't rewind, we've gone too far |
| Creedence Clearwater Revival | Bad Moon Rising | There's a bad man on the right | There's a bad moon on the rise |
| Sharon O'Neill | Maxine | Christened in your white dress, roses on your fair skin | Creases in your white dress, bruises on your bare skin |
| Pussycat | Mississippi | I'll be longing for the day, that I will be in Queensland again | I'll be longing for the day, that I will be in Greenville again |
| Survivor | Eye Of The Tiger | I am the tiger | Eye of the tiger |
| Pat Benatar | All Fired Up | The deepest cuts are human made | The deepest cuts are healed by faith |
| Lady Gaga | Poker Face | I'll get him high, show him I'm a guy | I'll get him hot, show him what i got |
| Peter Gabriel | Games Without Frontiers | She's so punctual | Jeux sans frontieres |
| Peter Gabriel | Games Without Frontiers | Whistling tunes with pissing baboons in the jungle | Whistling tunes, we're kissing baboons in the jungle |
| Cold Chisel | Cheap Wine | I drove a fallen car | I drove a foreign car |
| Abba | Super Trouper | Facing twenty thousand love affairs | Facing twenty thousand of your friends |
| Bananarama | Robert DeNiro's Waiting | Robert DeNiro's waiting, talking to Tanya | Robert DeNiro's waiting, talking Italian |
| John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John | Summer Nights | Tell me more, tell me more, did you f*** him on the floor | Tell me more, tell me more, did you get very far? |
| Grease Soundtrack | You're The One That I Want | i got shoes, they're multiplying | i got chills, they're multiplying |
| Dragon | April Sun | Talking 'bout the mess i left | Talking 'bout the missile alert |
| Toto | Africa | i felt the rains down in Africai miss the rains down in Africa | i bless the rains down in Africa |
| Abba | Summer Night City | F***ing in the moonlight, going naked in the dark | Walkin' in the moonlight, lovemakin' in a park |
| Annie Lennox | Walking On Broken Glass | My whole life is crap | My whole life has crashed |
| Westlife | Flying Without Wings | You'll find it in the deepest trenches | You'll find it in the deepest friendships |
| Abba | Ring Ring | You were here a night ago | You were here and now you're gone |
| J. Geils Band | Freeze Frame | Respray | Freeze Frame |
| Britney Spears | Baby One More Time | My loneliness is giving me (headlice), I must confess i still believe | My loneliness is killing me, (and I), I must confess i still believe |
| Sharon O'Neill | Maxine | Creatures in your white dress | Creases in your white dress |
| Joan Jett and the Blackhearts | I Love Rock 'n' Roll | I saw him dancing there by the river of sh*t | I saw him dancing there by the record machine |
| Rolling Stones | Under the Boardwalk | Under the floorboards | Under the boardwalk |
| Quarterflash | Harden My Heart | Pardon my fart | Harden my heart |
| Abba | Dancing Queen | You've come to look for a kiss | You've come to look for a king |
| Talking Heads | Wild Wild Life | I'm wearing her pyjamas | I'm wearing fur pyjamas |
| Bucks Fizz | Making your Mind Up | Trust your inhibition | Trust your inner vision |
| Pink | Raise Your Glass | Party crasher, fanny snatcher | Party crasher, penny snatcher |
| Dragon | Young Years | Simple days when i called you Fred | Simple days when i called you friend |
| Wham! | Wake Me Up Before You Go Go | Left me *emen in my bed | Left me sleeping in my bed |
| Clash | Rock The Casbah | the jet pilots tuned to the Catholic radio bear | The jet pilots tuned to the c**kpit radio blare |
| Lady Gaga | Poker Face | Take this hand cause I'm vomiting | Check this hand cause I'm marvellous |
| Lady Gaga | Poker Face | I will kill you then i love you | I won't tell you that i love you |
| Cold Chisel | My Baby | She can rock a Chiko roll | She can't rock but boy she can roll |
| David Bowie | Modern Love | makes me vomit | makes me party |
| Rocky Horror Picture Soundtrack | Time Warp | he took me by the bra | he took me by surprise |
| Dr Hook | Sylvia's Mother | Sylvia's mother's dead | Sylvia's mother said |
| Corrs | Breathless | The slightest touch and i feel ill | The slightest touch and i feel weak |
| Abba | Super Trouper | I was sick and tired of being thin | I was sick and tired of everything |
| Simple Minds | Promised You a Miracle | Guinea pigs are guinea pigs | Belief is a beauty thing |
| Daft Punk | Get Lucky | I'm up all night to get stoned | I'm up all night to get some |
| Eruption | One Way Ticket | One way ticket to the moon | One way ticket to the blues |
| Sweet | Ballroom Blitz | And the girl in the corner said Boy I wanna bone ya | And the girl in the corner said Boy I wanna warn ya |
| Madden Brothers | we are done | We are dumb | We are done |
| Katy Perry | Roar | I used to bite my bum and hold my breath | I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath |
| Cliff Richard | It's So Funny | But I ain't losing sleep and I ain't gotten cheap | But I ain't losing sleep and I ain't counting sheep |
