hushson1's Published Lyrics
Artist	Song	Misheard	Real Lyrics
Manfred Mann's Earth Band	Blinded by the Light	And little early birdie gave my anus girl a whirlyAnd asked me if I needed a ride.	And little Early-Pearly came in by her curly-wurlyAnd asked me if I needed a ride.
Dire Straits	Sultans of Swing	We are the sultans, we are the sultans of suede	We are the sultans, we are the sultans of swing
Rolling Stones	Beast Of Burden	I don't need, no big suburban	Don't wanna be, your beast of burden
Metallica	Creeping Death	So let the retardsGet in your car	So let it be writtenSo let it be done
Manfred Mann's Earth Band	Blinded by the Light	Blinded by the lightWake up like a deush another rumor in the night	Blinded by the lightCut loose like a deuce another runner in the night
Bon Jovi	Living On A Prayer	Baby is love gay?So gay.	Baby, it's okayIt's okay
Hammerfall	The Champion	Gays, up on the stage	Gaze upon the stake
K T Tunstall	Miniature Disaster	I must be my own masterOr a military disaster will beWill be the death of me	Well I must be my own masterOr a miniature disaster will beWill be the death of me
Disturbed	Prayer	Heaven just isn't hot enough	Living just isn't hard enough
Black Crowes	Hard To Handle	Hey little thing, let me light your candle'Cause mama gonna show you how the handyman gets around	Hey little thing, let me light your candle'Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now, Gets around