Mailinator's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Chevelle | Antisaint | He's starting to f**k crows. | He's starting to follow crows. |
| Jimi Hendrix | Purple Haze | 'Scuse me while I kiss that Guy | 'Scuse me while I kiss the Sky |
| Billy Idol | Eyes Without A Face | I survived the plague | Eyes without a face |
| Brewer & Shipley | One Toke Over The Line | Won't you hold the line sweet JesusWon't you hold the lineSittin on my bag in a railway stationWon't you hold the line | One toke over the line, sweet JesusOne toke over the lineSittin' downtown in a railway stationOne toke over the line |
| Muse | New Born | Stretch it like a butt squeeze | Stretch it like a birth squeeze |
| Rush | One Little Victory | Steer and brake and breathe | A spirite breaking free |
| Bryan Adams | Summer Of '69 | I got my first real sex dreamBoy, I was five at the time | I got my first real six-stringBought it at the five-and-dime |
| Lil John | Snap Yo Fingers | Snap yo bagels | Snap ya fingers |
| Paramore | Misery Business | Whoa, I never meant to brayBut I gotted what I wanted nowWhoa, it was never my intention to braaaaaay | Whoa, I never meant to bragBut I got him where I want him now.Whoa, it was never my intention to brag |
| Justice | DVNO | D V N OF**king capital lettersPrinted in gold'Cause details make the girlssweat even more | D V N OFour capital lettersPrinted in gold'Cause details make the girlssweat even more |
| The Who | Pure and Easy | There once was an old Nissan | There once was a note, listen |
| Clash | Rock The Casbah | The Security don't like it Lockin the Taskbar Lock The task bar | The shareef don't like itRockin' the CasbahRock the Casbah |
| Yes | We Have Heaven | Tell the moon, now tell the martian | Tell the moon-dog, tell the March-hare |
| Roy Orbison | Lana | Oh, beautiful llama | Oh, beautiful, Lana |
| Christina Anu | My Island Home | My Ivanhoe | My island home |
| Rednex | Is He Alive | Al Gore, put your fingers in the air | Oh no, put your fingers in the ear |
| Springsteen, Bruce | Glory Days | Glory days gonna wank in a young girl's eye | Glory days in the wink of a young girl's eye |
| The Beatles | It's Only Love | Why am I so dryWhen I'm inside you? | Why am I so shyWhen I'm beside you? |
| Taylor Swift | Love Story | See you naked through the crowd | See you make your way through the crowd |
| Christina Aguilera | What A Girl Wants | whatever makes me having sex you think | whatever makes you happy sets you free |
| Bush | Everything Zen | Tracy was my worldEverything's dead, everything's deadI don't think so | Try to see it once my waaaaayEverything Zen, everything Zen:I don't think so... |
| Toto | Africa | I got the AIDS down in Africa | I blessed the rains down in Africa |
| Kat DeLuna | Unstoppable | I can't really sleep | My game is really slick |
| Saving Jane | Supergirl | I'm f**king red | I'm fire red |
| Destiny's Child | Bootylicious | I don't think you're ready!F**k this jelly!'cause my body's too bootylicious for ya babe! | I don't think you're ready for this jellyI don't think you're ready for this'cause my body's too bootylicious for ya babe |
| Cobra Starship | Good Girls Go Bad | Girls girls go bananas | Good girls go bad |
| Enya | Orinoco Flow | From Paris to Taree | From Paris to Tiree |
| Paul McCartney | Band On The Run | Man on the run | Band on the run |
| Katy Perry | Waking Up In Vegas | Don't call you mother'Cause mail order's a crime | Don't call your mother'Cause now we're partners in crime |
| Janis Ian | At Seventeen | those of us with rabbit faces | those of us with ravaged faces |
| Pink Floyd | Time | When I come home cold and tiredIt's good to smoke a bowl beside the fire | When I come home cold and tiredIt's good to warm my bones beside the fire |
| La Roux | Quickland | I'm in Queensland | I'm in quicksand |
| Megadeth | New World Order | We're happy, Boss is gone. | Where have the apostles gone? |
| Journey | Don't Stop Believing | Streetlights, People, heaven just to find a moose and hiding somewhere... | Streetlights, People, living just to find emotion. hiding somewhere... |
| Puff Daddy | Come With Me | Close your ass | Close your eyes |
| Hall & Oates | Maneater | a'she can tell by the pervert that you are | a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar |
| Justin Timberlake | Rock Your Body | So you grab your girls and you grab a couple more,And you're Archimedes on the middle of the floor. | So you grab your girls and you grab a couple more,And you all come meet me on the middle of the floor. |
| Grace Potter and the Nocturnals | Paris (Ooh La La) | If I was a tick I'd drink your blood | If I was a judge I'd break the law |
| Marcy Playground | Sex and Candy | I smell my sex in Candy's hair | I smell sex and candy here |
| Gordon Lightfoot | Ghosts of Cape Horn | They are the ghosts of gay porn | They are the ghosts of Cape Horn |
| Muse | Uprising | Paranoia isn't blue | Paranoia is in bloom |
| Peter Fox | Alles Neu | wenns dir nicht gefällt: acht null | wenns dir nicht gefällt: mach neu |
| Jamie T | Sticks and Stones | Runnin' with the lemursGolden retrieverAnd they haven't got time for your ego | Runnin' with believersGo time for feverAnd I haven't got time for you either |
| Slipknot | Before I Forget | Before I f**k black men | Before I forget this |
| Smash Mouth | Why Can't We Be Friends | Why can't we beat France? | Why can't we be friends? |
| Radiohead | Down Is The New Up | Get yourself togetherLadder light pour inBuy yourself a happyPour yourself a drinkNothing's gonna happen but I want in | Get yourself togetherLet the light pour inPour yourself a hot bathPour yourself a drinkNothing's gonna happen without warning |
| Pat Benatar | Heartbreaker | The Invisible Wiener | The Invincible Winner |
| Jamiroquai | Seven Days In Sunny June | The pampers you've arranged. | The papers you've arranged. |
| Bridgit Mendler | Ready or Not | Ready or not, here I come, I like your face, do you like my bum? | Ready or not, here I come, I like your face, do you like my song? |
| Counting Crows | Einstein Down on the Beach | The world begins to disappearThe worst things come from in Zaire | The world begins to disappearThe worst things come from inside here |
| Metallica | One | Darkness is visiting me | Darkness, imprisoning me |
| The xx | Basic Space | "Bass, sex, bass..." | "Basic space..." |
| Wonder Stuff | Size of a Cow | You know it would be strange to look like Billy Cage | You know it would be strange to live life in a cage |
| Scorpions | We built this house | When the rain fellAnd the flood cameAnd the wind blew hot like a hammer on these wallsWe didn't crack or break or fallWe built this house in IraqThis house in Iraq | When the rain fellAnd the flood cameAnd the wind blew hot like a hammer on these wallsWe didn't crack or break or fallWe built this house on a rockThis house on a rock |
| Shocking Blue | waterloo | You were sitting in a black limousine,Dressed like a model in a fancy magazine.I sat there and you trusted to look,I pretended I was drinking my booze. | You were sitting in a black limousine,Dressed like a model in a fancy magazine.I sat there and you trusted to look,I pretended I was reading my book. |
| Maroon 5 | Moves Like Jagger | kiss me till you are Juggernaut show you. | Kiss me 'til you're drunk and I'll show you all the moves like Jagger |
| Blink 182 | Pretty Little Girl | Nineteen, your eyes are glowing to my beating heartOh, it seems like you just farted as my hand is moving up your arm | Nineteen, your eyes are glowing to my beating heartOh, it seems like it is fine as my hand is moving up your arm |
| The Offspring | Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) | Now he's getting a tattoo.Yeah he's gettin' ink done.He asked for a '13', but they drew a .31 | Now he's getting a tattoo.Yeah he's gettin' ink done.He asked for a '13', but they drew a '31'. |
| Jefferson Airplane | Have You Seen the Saucers | Have you seen the soft serve? | Have you seen the saucers? |
| Cappella | U Got 2 Let the Music | You got to lick the music | You got to let the music |
| Katy Perry | ET | Boy, you're an idiot, your touch so foreign | Boy, you're an alien, your touch so foreign |
| Fifth Harmony | Sledgehammer | If you could take my balls right nowIt would feel just like a sledgehammer | If you could take my pulse right nowIt would feel just like a sledgehammer |
| Natalie La Rose | Somebody | We'll be in the potty in the club like woahWe'll be a-sitting on dung like woah | We'll be in the party in the club like woahWe'll be in the city going down like woah |
| Smash Mouth | All Star | She was looking kinda dumbwith her finger in her bumand the shape of an elf on her forehead | She was looking kinda dumbwith her finger and her thumban the shape of an L on her forehead |
| 12 Stones | Time for Tea | Rid of German company | Bread and jam and company |
