Hazzard's Published Lyrics
Artist	Song	Misheard	Real Lyrics
Metallica	Fuel	Fill my lungs with gasoline	Quench my thirst with Gasoline
System Of A Down	Chic'N'Stu	Pepperoni angry peppers	Pepperoni and green peppers
Beck	Loser	Soiled Panda Door	Soy Un Perdedor
Korn	Freak On A Leash	You're too fun for me to lay	A cheap f*** for me to lay
Eurythmics	Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)	Child of the world and the seven seas	Traveled the world and the seven seas
Placebo	Commercial For Levi	Sleep my baby enemy	Sleep may be the enemy
T. Rex	20th Century Boy	Rimming tastes fine, rimming tastes goodEverybody says it's just like Robin Hood	Friends say it's fine, friends say it's goodEverybody says it's just like rock'n'roll
Queen	Killer Queen	"Decadent cake" she says, just like Marie Antoinette	"Let them eat cake" she says, just like Marie Antoinette
Fall Out Boy	20 Dollar Nose Bleed	Give me a pimp coat, please, Mr. Benzedrine	Give me a pen,Call me Mr. Benzedrine
ZZ Top	Sharp Dressed Man	Taco, Top Hat	Top Coat, Top Hat
Elton John	Crocodile Rock	With Susie's mama, dressed up tight.	When Suzie wore her dresses tight.