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rasputin63 |
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rasputin63's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| 50 Cent | My Maria | I belong in the cedar | I've been longin' to see her |
| Bob Dylan | Lay Lady Lay | "Why wait any longer for the one you love,When it's Stanley.... in front of you?" | "Why wait any longer for the one you love,When it's standin'....in front of you?" |
| Jaggerz | The Rapper | Laugh, laugh, laugh, we'll crawl in the rafters.Laugh, laugh, laugh, and nobody's after. | Rap, rap, rap, they call him The RapperRap, rap, rap, you know what he's after. |
| Terry Stafford | Suspicion | Why talk to me? | Why torture me? |
| Abba | Waterloo | Waterloo... None of my babies can be with you. | Waterloo... Knowin' my fate is to be with you. |
| Little Anthony & The Imperials | Goin' Out Of My Head | p***y cow, p***y cow, p***y cow | out of my head day and night,night and day and night wrong or right |
| Eagles | Lyin' Eyes | My oh my, you sure know how to arrange things,You said it---S.O.L.--- so carefully. | Smack my b***h Up... |
| Positive Force | We Got The Funk | We got the foam... We got the foam, yeah... | We got the funk... we got the funk, yeah.... |
| The Beach Boys | All Summer Long | Miniature golf and Hondas in the nude... | Miniature golf and Hondas in the hills... |
| Herman's Hermits | The Door Swings Both Ways | This boy swings both ways | This door swings both ways |
| Neil Diamond | Cherry, Cherry | She got a wet boo-beh | She got a way to move me |
| Main Ingredient | Everybody Plays The Fool | Everybody plays with poo, sometimes | Everybody plays the fool, sometimes |
| Kenny Loggins | Footloose | Jack, get backCome off the whole-wheat crack | Jack, get backC'mon before we crack |
| Led Zeppelin | Livin' Lovin' Maid | Live it love it then eat 'em all up | Livin', lovin', she's just a woman |
| Roy Hamilton | Crackin' Up Over You | Just another poo.Poo-poo, baby. | Just another fool...Fool, fool, baby |
| Glen Campbell | Country Boy | Country Boy, you've got your feet in a leg. | Country Boy, you've got your feet in L.A. |
| Tony Christie | I Did What I Did For Maria | Somebody must dieTake an eye for an eye,But I did what I did from the rear.Yes, I did what I did from the rear. | Oh bitch I'm country as cowboy bootsHigh debut beating boy band groupsNigga let me know what the fuck y'all want doEither keep up or you can't, can'tMet 'em through a bar-b-q, cracker through yo' thang, thangI ain't come here for no dumb shitYou think you one of the hardest nigga, lyrics of the drum kickWhen it's finished over and done withI'ma smoke a blunt and knock the p***y off of some bitchI ain't no speedy when you say I beat it too muchI ain't gone eat it, you ready go drown me and I pound it enoughSee me losin' fuck the big butt womenWoman walkin' funny p***y up in her stomachSittin' in the front cause T.V.'s runnin'Peanut-butter leather seat, with Big Truck on itI must've kidnapped the nigga man-huntin'Cause I heard 'em hollain' hold on baby I'm comin' |
| Doobie Brothers | Listen to The Music | I could raise a falling reeferDrownding cattles in the sky | Like a lazy, flowing riverSurrounding castles in the sky |
| Elvis Presley | Hard Headed Woman | A hot-headed woman been a-throwin' up a Spiderman. | A hard-headed woman been a thorn in the side of man |
| George Benson | Livin' Inside Your Love | You know that I will never get it on with a ding-a-ling...Livin' Inside Your Love | You know that I will never get over the feeling...Livin' Inside Your Love |
| Van McCoy | Do the Hustle | Durazno.(Spanish for "peach"). | Do the Hustle. |
| Mike Curb Congregation | Sweet Gingerbread Man | Fresh out of The Pen,SWEET GINGERBREAD MAN | Fresh out of the panSWEET GINGERBREAD MAN. |
| Loleatta Holloway | Hit And Run | I can satisfy all you Lebanese. | I can satisfy; all you'll ever need. |
| Bow Wow | Let's Get Down | Really really nice to meet ya, boyYou know I'm really diggin' yo' style You know I wanna chew on a bar o' soapLet's Get Down | Really really nice to meet ya, boyYou know I'm really diggin' yo' style You know I wanna chill with a balla, soLet's Get Down |
| Traffic | Here We Go Round The Mulberry Bush | Here we go round, lookin' for someone-- Mother-in-Law! | Here we go round, lookin' for somethin', mulberry bush! |
| Climax | Precious and Few | Precious and few are the moments Sweet Sue can share | Precious and Few are the moments we two can share... |
