David_V's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Judas Priest | Turbo Lover | I'm your tadpole lover | I'm your turbo lover |
| My Friend Steve | Charmed | How does it feel to be charbroiled and free as can be? | How does it feel to be charmed, worry free as can be? |
| The Who | Won't Get Fooled Again | We were liberated from the Rolling Stones | We were liberated from the foe, that' all |
| Paul McCartney | Live And Let Die | You've got to do it all and go to hell! | You've got to give the other fellow hell! |
| Billy Idol | Rebel Yell | In the midnight hour she cried- "Moe, Moe, Moe"With a rebel yell she cried- "Moe, Moe, Moe"In the midnight hour babe- "Moe, Moe, Moe"With a rebel yell she cried "Moe, Moe, Moe"Moe, Moe, Moe.Oh yeah little angelshe want Moe | In the midnight hour she cried- "more, more, more"With a rebel yell she cried- "more, more, more"In the midnight hour babe- "more, more, more"With a rebel yell she cried "more, more, more"More, more, more.Oh yeah little angelshe want moreMore, more, more, more, more. |
| Manfred Mann's Earth Band | Blinded by the Light | And the ghost with the most | In the dumps with the mumps |
| Survivor | I Can't Hold Back | Your bus explodes inside my head | Your voice explodes inside my head |
| Keith Urban | Put You In A Song | I wanna punch you in the jaw | I wanna put you in a song |
| Sara Bareilles | Uncharted | I sharted | Uncharted |
| The Hollies | Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress | She was a long tall woman in a fat dress | She was a long cool woman in a black dress |
| Def Leppard | Animal | And I want, and I need, and I love, enema! | And I want, and I need, and I love, animal! |
| Stone Temple Pilots | Interstate Love Song | Breedin' is the hardest thing to do. | Breathin' is the hardest thing to do. |
| Creedence Clearwater Revival | Hey Tonight | Gonna get into the Ramblerwatch me now | Gonna get it to the rafterswatch me now |
| Little River Band | Cool Change | Time for a food change | Time for a cool change |
| Lady Gaga | Poker Face | Carry by, carry by, no we can breed in my f*cking face | Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my, poker face |
| Beyonce | Irreplacable | You must run over me | You must not know 'bout me |
| Bob Seger and the Sliver Bullet Band | Rock and Roll Never Forgets | She was sweet sixteen and I was thirty-one | So now sweet sixteens turned thirty-one |
| Taio Cruz | Break Your Heart | I'm only gonna break your break your arm | I'm only gonna break your break your heart |
| The Motels | Only the Lonely | It's like I told you, only the lonely complain | It's like I told you, only the lonely can play |
| Commodores | Brick House | She's mighty mighty, built like a mastodon | She's mighty mighty, built like an Amazon |
| Michael Jackson | Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough | Keep on, til the bus don't stop,don't stop til you're getting off | Keep on with the force don't stop,don't stop til you get enough |
| Hall & Oates | Maneater | The woman is wild, you can tell by her purple Jaguar | The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar |
| Buddy Knox | Party Doll | She had long hair and nice boobs | She had blonde hair and nice blues |
| Tears for Fears | Shout | I'd really love to break your arm! | I'd really love to break your heart! |
| The Blackbyrds | Walking in Rhythm | Monkey fever | Walking in rhythm |
| AC/DC | Back in Black | Number one with a bullet, in my power pants | Number one with a bullet, I'm a power pack |
| Vicki Lawrence | The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia | Since you been gone she's been seeing that anus-boy Seth | Since you been gone she's been seeing that Amos boy Seth |
| Corey Hart | Sunglasses at Night | Dump the Soufflé on the guy in shades, oh no! | Don't switch the bladeOn the guy in shades, oh-no |
| BTO | Takin' Care Of Business | Takin' care of business, pigs on ice! | Takin' care of business, it's all mine! |
| Chicago | Twenty-Five or Six to Four | Felling like I've got to pee | Feeling like I ought to sleep |
| Third Eye Blind | Jumper | The angry boy that bit you's insane | The angry boy a bit too insane |
| John Mellencamp | Paper in Fire | Sucking up the ashtrays | Stinking up the ashtrays |
| John Mellencamp | Without Expression | Have you ever been nauseous through a rainstorm? | Have you ever ridden horses through a rainstorm? |
| Eric Clapton | Cocaine | s**t alright! s**t alright! s**t alright! Cocaine! | She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie -- cocaine. |
| Michael Jackson | Smooth Criminal | Then you ran into the bathroomYou were struck by-it was a poo! | Then you ran into the bedroomYou were struck downIt was your doom |
